
Hot Plate Hyperbole
They say that only bots read below the fold anymore. Call it Zombie Scrolling Syndrome or Instagram Derangement Syndrome or Cat-with-a-laser-pointer Syndrome.
Basically, It’s a small miracle if you’re a flesh and blood human being still reading our psychobabble at this point on the page.
So, congratulations human! You have defeated our CAPTCHA! you’ve just won a free design consultation to find out what we can cook up special for you.
